Upsy-Down-osis

Hormones, Part 1

When my kids were little, I watched my fair amount of kid TV shows.  The Wiggles didn’t bother me too much.  JJ the Jet Plane was okay, but I couldn’t stand more than one episode at a time.  Bob the Builder was okay; I liked their approach toward animals.  Dora the Explorer, on the other hand, nearly drove me to drink.

One of the episodes that stuck with me was a JJ the Jet Plane episode in which one of the airplanes couldn’t fly straight.  She would fly up, lose her balance, get dizzy, and fly all over the place.  She had “upsy-down-osis.”

I thought about upsy-down-osis again when I had a fluttering of PMS-related hormones.  I was happy, then I was sad, then I was angry, then I was happy again.  Oh my gosh, I thought to myself, I have upsy-down-osis!

Because that’s how I feel when my hormones are all over the place:  I feel like an airplane that can’t stabilize its altitude.  I am in distress, my altimeter is broken, oxygen masks are starting to drop from the overhead compartments, and I can’t stabilize emotionally (and sometimes physically). 

My patients report similar symptoms:  crying at Hallmark commercials.  Wanting to leave their partners, each month, like clockwork, starting on day 21.  Feelings of self-hatred, worthlessness, like you are not good enough.  Uncontrollable sugar cravings that come on like a lightbulb.  Insomnia.  And fatigue that gets worse and worse until the day before your period when you are sure that you’re dying of some disease…and then you start your period and go, “Oh.  Yeah.  That’s what it was.”

But I don’t have to explain this to you.  You know exactly what I’m talking about.  Yes, you say, it’s hormonal imbalances.  It’s PMS. 

So what can we do?

Well the long answer is take care of yourself, minimize stress, avoid sugar, exercise, and meditate to balance your hormones.  But I know what you’re going to say.  “Yeah, sure.  That’s not an answer; that’s a lecture.”  Because the truth is that although we can all make improvements—myself included—we all need a little help!

So here’s the short answer. 

Recently Dr. Sara Gottfried wrote a book called The Hormone Cure.  It’s a brilliant opus about each one of us and exactly what is wrong with our hormones.  Some parts of it are so insightful that my head almost exploded when I read it.  Some parts of it are very scientific (she is, after all, an MD who went to Harvard AND MIT!), and she actually invites you to skip those parts if you want to (I’m a science nerd, so I inhaled those parts).  I think every woman should read this book and use it as a resource because Dr. Sara is brilliant and the information is really helpful.

Here’s a link to buy the book:

https://pi127.infusionsoft.com/go/book/jelmstrom/

AND Dr. Sara has an answer for all of us!  She has actually teamed up with supplement companies and created her own special hormone balancing shake.

Now, honestly, I really don’t ever promote other practitioners (especially western MDs).  However, I tried Dr. Sara’s shake, and I have to say that this stuff is amazing.  It tastes okay.  And it made a huge difference in my mood, the state of my nervous system, and my whole body.  And that’s why I’m actually endorsing it and telling everyone about it:  because I think it’s pretty phenomenal.

So here’s the link to Dr. Sara’s website, if you’re interested in her hormone balancing shakes:

http://drgottfriedstore.com

The Skinny on Fat

How awesome is fat? 

Fat is so great.  Your whole body needs fat.  Your brain needs fat, your nervous system needs fat, your skin needs fat, and your hair needs fat.

How do we get fat into our body?  From our digestive system.  When we eat any food that happens to have fat in it, sensors in our mouth send a signal to the brain saying, “Here comes some fat!  You’d better inform the Gall Bladder.”  The brain quickly text messages the Gall Bladder, the organ that holds Bile, the magic soap for fat.  Once the Gall Bladder gets the text, it mobilizes all its resources and squirts bile into the digestive system.  As the partly-digested food passes from the Stomach down to the Small Intestine, the Gall Bladder’s bile begins the process of breaking down the fats into digestible, absorbable pieces.

Now here’s where things can get interesting.  If the body has a good relationship with fats, and the Gall Bladder is producing the right amount of bile, the food is further broken down in the Small Intestine and absorbed into the body.  Then the fats can break down vitamins (like Vitamin K, Vitamin A, Vitamin D, and Vitamin E), moisturize the skin, protect the nervous system, and feed the brain.  On the other hand, if the body has a less-than-optimal relationship with fats, then the Small Intestine goes, “Ugh!  What am I going to do with this mess?  Get rid of it!”  And it sends the fats that it cannot metabolize to the colon (and your poop floats in the toilet), and to the blood (who may choose to wallpaper with the particularly sticky bits of fat, thereby building up what we refer to as hardening of the arteries).  Then your doctor informs you that you have high cholesterol…which ironically means that your body is starved for fats that it cannot absorb.

While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about cholesterol.  Cholesterol is actually a very important nutrient in the body.  Cholesterol is the mother of all steroid hormones, from which sex hormones and Cortisol are made.  So this means that if you can’t metabolize fats, you couldn’t make a hormone if someone paid you.  So if you suddenly adopt a non-fat diet, don’t expect good sleep or a healthy sex drive.

How do you know if you have problems metabolizing fat?  All you have to do is look at the parts of the body that are dependent on fats. 

Let’s start with your skin.  Is your skin dry, no matter how much lotion you slather on yourself?  Your skin needs plenty of water, and the body’s ability to hydrate, but without fats, no matter how much water you drink, your skin will be dry, rough, and flaky.  When someone’s hormones are unstable because they’re in transition, like in menopause or puberty, you may see more acne because of the sex hormone’s effects on the skin.  An inability to metabolize fats just makes this condition worse because the sebaceous glands can’t regulate the oils properly.

The nervous system is another important aspect of the body affected by our relationship to fats.  If we have a good relationship with fats, our body will insulate and protect the nervous system with fats.  Then we will be mostly calm, cool, and collected…rather than jumpy, hyperactive, and overstimulated.  Our good relationship with fats will provide us with deep restful sleep because our fight-or-flight nervous system will allow our rest-heal-digest nervous system to be in control during our sleep time.

If we have a good relationship with fats, our brain will work smoothly and successfully.  There will be an effortless orchestration of our hormones and neurotransmitters.  We won’t walk into a room and say, “What was I going to do?”,  or lose our train of thought, or forget what we were going to say.  Our senses will be sharp; our thinking will be clear.

Developmentally, our relationship with fats is crucial during early childhood, when we are growing exponentially; during puberty, when our hormones kick in; and later in life, when our endocrine system is challenged by changing hormone levels—not just menopause, and not just for women, but for all people—because scientists are beginning to take note of other hormonal changes like thyropause and andropause. 

Other signs that you have problems with fat: meats and fatty foods feel “heavy” to you.  Because proteins and fats are inextricably linked in our food supply, our bodies need them to provide both protein and fats.  You may gravitate toward a vegetarian diet because you feel “lighter” when you do not eat meat, or when you eat only chicken or fish.  Although some people can eat a low-fat diet for a while, be wary of the telltale signs that your body isn’t getting the nutrition it needs.  If a vegetarian or vegan diet isn’t working for you, your lips and tongue become pale, and your hair becomes dry and thin.

And you may crave sugar!  Here’s the reason. Your brain can use three things:  water, amino acids and fats, and sugar in the form of blood glucose.  Glucose is the easiest, quickest source of energy; like water, glucose is absorbed instantly when it hits the stomach.  So when the brain sends us a signal that it needs energy, it’s just an impulse.  We won’t necessarily slow it down and think about it.  The brain says, “I need energy!”  And we NEVER interpret this to mean, “I need water!” or “I need some amino acids!” Rather, what we hear is, “I need chocolate!” or “I need some sugar!”

The problem with sugar cravings, of course, is that they tend to make us eat more sugar.  Which will put a strain on our pancreas and liver, and make our blood sugar do loop-de-loops all day long.  Eating sugar makes our blood sugar soar…and then drop like a rock…and then we crave sugar again.  All day long.  But that’s another story.

So take a good look at your diet.  Are you giving your body the nutrients it needs?  One of the easiest ways to balance out a lack of fat in your diet is to supplement with fish oil.  Consider DHA or Omega 3 fatty acids, readily available at your local health food store.  These supplements are safe and easy to take, even for children.  Nordic Naturals makes a great DHA Jr. formula, delivered in a strawberry-flavored caplet that even my picky kids will take.  Another great one is Omega 3-6-9 Emulsion by Biogenesis.  That one tastes like lemon custard!  Sometimes easing into dietary changes by supplementing with botanicals and nutraceuticals first can help you make the changes you need to deliver the right nutrients to your body. 

Most people can successfully supplement with Omega 3 or fish oil. If you supplement with Omegas or fish oil and you have problems, digestive or otherwise, consider consulting a health professional who can assist you with your absorption.